AMERIC4N P5YCHO

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street, on the eleventh floor.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

Most importantly we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.